doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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