Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am naked and annoyed.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
false alarm, still single
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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