I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
i need some magic done to my vagina
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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