So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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