Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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