you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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