He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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