Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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