I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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