But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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