low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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