Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.