Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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