party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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