Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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