I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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