shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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