Say something about gay babies.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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