I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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