who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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