I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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