I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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