i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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