windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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