Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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