for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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