4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.