just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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