i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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