oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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