About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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