if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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