come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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