It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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