So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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