And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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