Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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