We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I want a musical about memes.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
