I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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