i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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