I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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