Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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