Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
