at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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