whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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