can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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