Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize
