please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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