They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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