you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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