I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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