I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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