problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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