so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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